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A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead.
A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side.
A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side.
Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: “Whoever did this to you needs help.” http://ow.ly/Y190I
Un hombre va a la Iglesia con una navaja tan grande y desproporcionado que serviría para deshuesar un mamut. El cura le pregunta:
— ¿Cómo lleva usted esa arma a la Casa de Dios?
— La utilizo para cargarme a cualquiera que me contraríe, no soporto que me lleven la contraria. Yo soy ateo, ¿y usted es cristiano?
— No soy cristiano y, sinceramente, no se lo aconsejo, http://ow.ly/Y18rM
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